The cute ones are always jerks

My brother was so excited to show me what he’d bought with the JetPens gift certificate I’d given him for his birthday. He was enthusiastically explaining which pen had the best grip, versus which one wrote the best versus which one looked the classiest. He even brought out a notepad and urged me to write something with each of the pens so I could decide which one I preferred.

In the middle of this, Chance let out an inelegant yawn and walked out of the room.